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BowlerhatPuff

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  1. WELP! My mom asked me if I believed in god or not and I dint have an exact answer! Great.... (screaming internally)

    1. omitef

      omitef

      Yikes. Is your mom anti-atheist/anti-agnostic?

    2. Arocalypse

      Arocalypse

      I'm so sorry. Was the response bad?

      My family is very religious and I'm agnostic I understand that feeling >.>

  2. Jeez, today was a horrible day between me and my parents... I just want some cake and to ride my bike away from this "home".

  3. My friend is having this argument with a bunch of kids about what color the sun is (it's white) and she believes it's yellow, she just won't listen to me no matter proof I bring her so I'm going to hide here for now until she forgets the topic.....

    1. Zema

      Zema

      The sun appears yellow in the sky because of the way the atmosphere scatters sunlight. The sun is indeed white. Try and find a photo of the sun taken from above the atmosphere that hasn't been colour corrected.

      Found one for you:

      586473main_iss028e005671_full.jpg

    2. BowlerhatPuff

      BowlerhatPuff

      @Zemaddog Thank you for the explanation!:)

  4. Why people instantly assume that you'll be in a romantic relationship as you get older.
  5. HAPPY NEW YEAR! :DLet us all never speak of 2016 again. Agree?

  6. Huzza for hair supply's and figure drawing books! And now I feel bad because everyone got me money for Christmas that I won't spend for years.

  7. Banned for calling someone a heartless monster.
  8. I have to go sing Christmas carols in Arabic at a mall now because I'm in church choir.... ugh.

  9. Ugh I had choir at church today and honestly choir was the only reason why I still go to church and honestly now it's just crappy.  Just waiting for the day when I leave church once and for all! Also here is a pun because I'm bored....

     

    Why would an hour glass only take half an hour to finish? It was filled with quick sand.

  10. I honestly liked romance novels and movies because the story was interesting (I'm also a shipper) but when it came to myself I never really imagine a life with someone. Sure I thought of having kids but never a partner, also when we did the when I grow project stuff while everyone talked about having a partner and family and living like their parents, I said I wanted a white car, to live with my cousin, and my own dance studio. End of story!
  11. My friends are right now trying to help one of our friends with this guy who is trying to ask her out but she doesn't feel the same way and I'm trying to escape that, so here is just a bunch of puns!

    I was originally going to have a brain transplant today, but then I change my mind.

    So yesterday I sawolled some food coloring and went to the doctor and he said I was ok, but I feel like I dyed a little inside.

    I'm reading a book about anti-gravity, it's impossible to put down.

    Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

    I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory! All I did was take a day off.

    Why did they kick Cinderella off the basketball team? Because she ran away from the ball.

     

    That's all folks! Hope you all have a good day!:P 

    1. James White

      James White

      I'm certainly having a good day now. I sense that the pun is strong with this one.

    2. omitef

      omitef

      Once, I knew this girl who loved science. She invited me over to her house to hang out, and I saw that she had a bookshelf full of books about marine biology.

       

      So I said, "Wow, I didn't know you had a sea section!"

       

      She stopped talking to me after that.

    3. James White

      James White

      As a volunteer at the Birch Aquarium, I think my boss will have me keelhauled if I don't applaud that pun.  

  12. Will we ever beat our record find out in the next 20 years! 1
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