James White

My friends are right now trying to help one of our friends with this guy who is trying to ask her out but she doesn't feel the same way and I'm trying to escape that, so here is just a bunch of puns!

I was originally going to have a brain transplant today, but then I change my mind.

So yesterday I sawolled some food coloring and went to the doctor and he said I was ok, but I feel like I dyed a little inside.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity, it's impossible to put down.

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory! All I did was take a day off.

Why did they kick Cinderella off the basketball team? Because she ran away from the ball.

That's all folks! Hope you all have a good day! 

My friends are right now trying to help one of our friends with this guy who is trying to ask her out but she doesn't feel the same way and I'm trying to escape that, so here is just a bunch of puns!

I was originally going to have a brain transplant today, but then I change my mind.

So yesterday I sawolled some food coloring and went to the doctor and he said I was ok, but I feel like I dyed a little inside.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity, it's impossible to put down.

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory! All I did was take a day off.

Why did they kick Cinderella off the basketball team? Because she ran away from the ball.

That's all folks! Hope you all have a good day!