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  1. Ironically, my experience is similar to this:

     

    On 7/5/2016 at 8:50 PM, timidcat said:

    I'm aromantic asexual, never had anything remotely close to sexual desire for someone. I find people aesthetically pleasing with no desire to date them. I think that people look so much better with clothes than without clothes. Even better in winter gear, coats and gloves are my jam. Seriously my attraction to a person significantly decreases if I see them shirtless or naked.

     

    I've started suspecting that I can be regarded as a 'libidoist aro ace' in the AVEN context and an 'aro straight' in the context of this thread, i.e. that the classification depends on the community.

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  2. 1 hour ago, Natkat said:

    there where sure also many perverts

     

    That's a curious observation. I'm actually a pervert but I can't afford to let anyone know what my fantasies are, so from the outside, I'm indistinguishable from an aro.

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  3. I hold the unpopular opinion that my aromanticism has been caused by whatever undiagnosed mental issues I have (which might be schizoid, avoidant, borderline or autistic spectrum), but I don't mind my personality the way it is - the aromanticism is making my life so much easier to plan.

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  4. [Not as funny] Travie McCoy ft Bruno Mars - 'Billionaire' as written by Ari Levine, Bruno Mars, Philip Lawrence and Travis Mccoy. 

    Spoiler

    I wanna be a billionaire so freakin' bad
    Buy all of the things I never had
    Uh, I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
    Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen

    Oh every time I close my eyes
    I see my name in shining lights
    Yeah, a different city every night oh right
    I swear the world better prepare
    For when I'm a billionaire

    Yeah I would have a show like Oprah
    I would be the host of, everyday Christmas
    Give Travie a wish list
    I'd probably pull an Angelina and Brad Pitt
    And adopt a bunch of babies that ain't never had s***
    Give away a few Mercedes like here lady have this
    And last but not least grant somebody their last wish
    It's been a couple months that I've been single so
    You can call me Travie Claus minus the Ho Ho
    Get it, hehe, I'd probably visit where Katrina hit
    And damn sure do a lot more than FEMA did
    Yeah can't forget about me stupid
    Everywhere I go Imma have my own theme music

    Oh every time I close my eyes
    I see my name in shining lights
    A different city every night oh right
    I swear the world better prepare
    For when I'm a billionaire
    Oh ooh oh ooh for when I'm a billionaire
    Oh ooh oh ooh for when I'm a billionaire

    I'll be playing basketball with the President
    Dunking on his delegates
    Then I'll compliment him on his political etiquette
    Toss a couple milli in the air just for the heck of it
    But keep the five, twenties tens and bens completely separate
    And yeah I'll be in a whole new tax bracket
    We in recession but let me take a crack at it
    I'll probably take whatever's left and just split it up
    So everybody that I love can have a couple bucks
    And not a single tummy around me would know what hungry was
    Eating good sleeping soundly
    I know we all have a similar dream
    Go in your pocket pull out your wallet
    And put it in the air and sing

    I wanna be a billionaire so ****in' bad
    Buy all of the things I never had
    Uh, I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
    Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen
    Oh every time I close my eyes I see my name in shining lights
    A different city every night all right
    I swear the world better prepare for when I'm a billionaire
    Oh ooh oh ooh for when I'm a billionaire
    Oh ooh oh ooh for when I'm a billionaire

    I wanna be a billionaire so ****in' bad!

     

    Run through Thai, Spanish, Simplified Chinese, Korean, Japanese, Lao, Italian, Hindi, Finnish, Afrikaans, Zulu, Latin, Pashto, Sudanese, Malagasy, Tamil, German, Kazakh.

    Spoiler

     

    Sex billionaire.
    I do everything.
    Forbes.
    Opuragua Lady smile.

     

    Who was this
    I saw the lights.
    In fact, in some countries, changes that night.
    I promise to be better prepared.
    abayiziqumama

     

    -Oprah Winfrey: Again, I want to show.
    Christ is for us every day.
    club
    Angelina and Brad Pitt Street.
    Dog mess ": I can not eat.
    Mercedes has two daughters.
    Finally, on the basis of.
    And second, though.
    You can call me Travie number.
    We have the power and authority.
    a lot of control.
    I'm not foolish to forget.
    Stop.

     

    Who was this
    I saw the lights.
    Lunch group O.
    I promise to be better prepared.
    abayiziqumama


    Ah, ah, ah, I thought.
    Ah, ah, ah, I thought.

     

    President of basketball
    Enter your business
    Information and political weekly.
    A flight ".
    For five years Abens 1020th
    When you learn a new way.
    I pull out of the crisis.
    There is nothing you can do.
    If the dollar. "
    I am hungry, I do not know.
    Eat Sleep.
    We know the meaning of dreams.
    Bag.
    You also will be music in the air.

     

    Sex billionaire.
    I do everything.
    Forbes.
    Opuragua Lady smile.


    Oh, and your eyes light up every time you see the name.
    After another way, yes.
    as well as the promise of a millionaire.
    Ah, ah, ah, I thought.
    Ah, ah, ah, I thought.

     

    those who do not have a billionaire!

     

     

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  5. 'Black Widow' performed by Iggy Azalea ft Rita Ora (trigger warning: romance) as written by Katy Perry, Amethyst Amelia Kelly, Sarah Hudson, Tor Erik Hermansen, Mikkel Storleer Eriksen and Benjamin Levin.

    Spoiler

    (Chorus)

     

    I'm gonna love you
    Until you hate me
    And I'm gonna show you
    What's really crazy
    You should've known better
    Then to mess with me harder
    I'm gonna love you, I'm gonna love you
    Gonna love you, gonna love you
    Like a black widow, baby

     

    (Verse 1)


    This twisted cat and mouse game always starts the same
    First we're both down to play then somehow you go astray
    We went from nothing to something liking to loving
    It was us against the world now we just ****ing
    It's like I loved you so much and now I just hate you
    Feeling stupid for all the time that I gave you
    I wanted all or nothing for us ain't no place in between
    By me believing what you say that you never mean
    Like It'll last for ever but now forever ain't as long
    If it wasn't for you I wouldn't be stuck singing this song
    You was different from my last but now you got a mirror
    But as it all plays out I see it couldn't be clearer
    Now sing

     

    (Pre-chorus)

    You used to be thirsty for me
    But now you wanna be set free
    This is the web, the web that you weave
    So baby now rest in peace (It's all over with now)

     

    (Chorus)

    I'm gonna love you
    Until you hate me
    And I'm gonna show you
    What's really crazy
    You should've known better
    Then to mess with me, harder
    I'm gonna love you, I'm gonna love you
    Gonna love you, gonna love you
    Like a black widow, baby

     

    (Verse 2)

    I'm gonna love you until it hurts
    Just to get you I'm doing whatever works
    You'd have never met nobody
    That will do you how I do ya
    That will bring you to your knees
    Praise Jesus hallelujah
    Imma make you beg for it, plead for it
    Till you feel like you breath for it
    Till you do any and everything for it
    I want you to fiend for it
    Wake up and dream for it
    Till it's got you gasping for air
    And you leave for it
    Til then you have a cat scan and you can check your mind
    And there's nothing but me on it
    Now it's me time believe that
    If it's yours when you want it
    I wouldn't promise I need that
    Till I'm everywhere that you be at
    I can't fall back go quick
    'Cause this here is fatal attraction so I take it all or I don't want s***

     

    (Pre-chorus)

    You used to be thirsty for me
    But now you wanna be set free
    This is the web, the web that you weave
    So baby now rest in peace (It's all over with now)

     

    (Chorus)

    I'm gonna love you
    Until you hate me
    And I'm gonna show you
    What's really crazy
    You should've known better
    Then to mess with me harder
    I'm gonna love you, I'm gonna love you
    Gonna love you, gonna love you
    Like a black widow, baby

     

    Run through Malayalam, Georgian, Portuguese, Hawaiian, Shona, Swahili, Traditional Chinese, Maori, Yoruba, Korean, Xhosa, Belarusian

    Spoiler

     

    (Chorus)

     

    And paint.
    No hatred end?
    I see the time,
    The reason for this is that if
    I only know Bora
    If ka'ino?
    Very, I love you!
    product requirements are gonna'll
    Jane Black Milk

     

    (Verse 1)

     

    Hi Park cash commission
    Australia beats his sister, cargo
    KK spending items
    This wildly Chennai
    The brothers who hate you, I hate them
    All brands of inspired Creator Kat
    And I'm one of the most competitive, and says he wants to
    Jewelry, personal
    August last loss, he said, but
    Nia, I will cause a drop in milk bags
    Keira me, but we can not relax, not enough glass
    But they can throw you, I തെളിച്ചമുള്ളതാകും
    Mezaji camp

     

    (Pre-chorus)

     

    the
    Bar, Monkees
    The development of the Internet in India
    Although Naaman remaining child (from Lee High Camp outside Ethiopia)

     

    (Chorus)

     

    And paint.
    No hatred end?
    I see the time,
    The reason for this is that if
    I only know Bora
    So, dinner
    Very, I love you!
    product requirements are gonna'll
    Jane Black Milk

     

    (Verse 2)

     

    He's got a gun to Anne Frank House
    Standing Renhe Li
    Milk before
    and people
    knee
    And General Amin.
    Mary Works
    And I think, I feel your breath
    Furthermore,
    business Saad
    If his sleep and
    heart
    universal Zulu
    I have to go to your heart, that the sexual origin 0 won NineManga.com
    In addition, the product will
    oh Eibar
    Sugar in the morning,
    Until last year,
    And I Mali, Aili food
    Salt Rudy honor freedom
    "I Sihhi Lily and I, all that I have heard industry we'ole player

     

    (Pre-chorus)

     

    the
    Bar, Monkees
    The development of the Internet in India
    Although Naaman remaining child (from Lee High Camp outside Ethiopia)

     

    (Chorus)

     

    And paint.
    No hatred end?
    I see the time,
    The reason for this is that if
    I only know Bora
    If ka'ino?
    Very, I love you!
    product requirements are gonna'll
    Jane Black Milk

     

     

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  6. Disclaimer: the attempt in my below post has turned out much funnier.

     

    The original 'Hard Rock Hallelujah' by Lordi as written by Tomi Petteri Putaansuu, Sampsa Petteri Astala, Niko Arto Hurme, Jussi Antero Sydanmaa and Leena Maria Peisa.

    Spoiler

    Hard Rock Hallelujah!

    The saints are crippled
    On this sinners' night
    Lost are the lambs with no guiding light

    The walls come down like thunder
    The rocks about to roll
    It's The Arockalypse
    Now bare your soul

    All we need is lightning
    With power and might
    Striking down the prophets of false
    As the moon is rising
    Give us the sign
    Now let us rise up in awe

    Rock 'n roll angels bring thyn hard rock hallelujah
    Demons and angels all in one have arrived
    Rock 'n roll angels bring thyn hard rock hallelujah
    In God's creation supernatural high

    The true believers
    Thou shall be saved
    Brothers and sisters keep strong in the faith
    On the day of Rockoning
    It's who dares, wins
    You will see the jokers soon'll be the new kings

    All we need is lightning
    With power and might
    Striking down the prophets of false
    As the moon is rising
    Give us the sign
    Now let us rise up in awe

    Rock 'n roll angels bring thyn hard rock hallelujah
    Demons and angels all in one have arrived
    Rock 'n roll angels bring thyn hard rock hallelujah
    In God's creation supernatural high

    Wings on my back
    I got horns on my head
    My fangs are sharp
    And my eyes are red
    Not quite an angel
    Or the one that fell
    Now choose to join us or go straight to Hell

    Hard Rock Hallelujah!

    Rock 'n roll angels bring thyn hard rock hallelujah
    Demons and angels all in one have arrived
    Rock 'n roll angels bring thyn hard rock hallelujah
    In God's creation supernatural high

     

    Run through Ukrainian, Simplified Chinese, Hungarian, Japanese, Esperanto, Khmer, Czech, Vietnamese, Russian, Spanish:

    Spoiler

     

    Hard Rock Hallelujah!

     

    hermit insufficiency
    guilty night
    Not sent Ramusuno Loss

     

    thunder wall
    Rolling Stone Top
    Arockalypse
    Now that he has created his soul

     

    Thunder is needed
    Strength and power
    Down in the prophets
    As a result of growth this month
    we wait
    We are in fear

     

    Hard Rock Hallelujah Angels Bring Tyne
    Devils and angels
    Hard Rock Hallelujah Angels Bring Tyne
    For the supernatural creatures of God

     

    Catholic
    Must be stored
    Brothers and sisters in the faith is still strong
    today Rockoning
    Who dares triumphs
    You, as the new king of ace soon'll

     

    Thunder is needed
    Strength and power
    Down in the prophets
    As a result of growth this month
    we wait
    We are in fear

     

    Hard Rock Hallelujah Angels Bring Tyne
    Devils and angels
    Hard Rock Hallelujah Angels Bring Tyne
    For the supernatural creatures of God

     

    around
    I have a corner on the top of my head
    My teeth are sharp
    Then his eyes were red.
    This is not an angel
    or fall
    Now that you have decided to participate directly or hell

     

    Hard Rock Hallelujah!

     

    Hard Rock Hallelujah Angels Bring Tyne
    Devils and angels
    Hard Rock Hallelujah Angels Bring Tyne
    For the supernatural creatures of God

     

     

    Google Translate is so advanced that it has saved almost all the meaning :o (well, it's partly because religious terms are unambiguous in most languages).

  7. HOW LIKELY TO BE ASEXUAL IS A WESTERN GIRL LIVING ALONE, PLAYING DETECTIVE GAMES AND WATCHING ANIME AT 24 :maybepapo:

     

    BTW, THE MAYBEPAPO IS A GOOD REPLACEMENT FOR A QUESTION MARK IN CAPSLOCKIA. PERHAPS SO IS THE STOPAPO FOR THE EXCLAMATION MARK.

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  8. ALSO, THE SWEETEST OF THE MANY SWEETIES SEEN TODAY HAD A RING ON THE RIGHT MIDDLE FINGER. I THOUGHT AT FIRST THAT IT WAS A BLACK RING, BUT WHEN I LOOKED CLOSER, IT TURNED OUT THAT THE BLACK CORD OF EARPHONES ATTACHED TO A TABLET WAS WRAPPED AROUND HER FINGER LIKE A RING, WHILE THE RING ITSELF WAS SIMPLY 'GOLDEN'. WHAT A BLOODY TEASE 9_9

     

    GIRLS LIKELY THINK THAT MY STARE CHECKS THEIR HANDS FOR A WEDDING RING... THEY HAVE NO IDEA THAT I CHECK FOR THE PRESENCE OF AN ACE/ARO RING, NOT THE ABSENCE OF A WEDDING ONE.

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  9. WOW, I SAT NEXT TO AN [OBJECTIVELY DECENTLY LOOKING] GIRL OF A SIMILAR AGE [MY FUTURE NEIGHBOR] FOR HALF AN HOUR IN A ROW AND DIDN'T DEVELOP AESTHETIC ATTRACTION TO HER. APPARENTLY, SHE'S TOO 'VANILLA' TO MY TASTE. GO ME :aropridepapo:[I DID STALK HER ON FB, THOUGH :P - OLD HABITS DIE HARD.]

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  10. 47 minutes ago, Louis Hypo said:

     

    OR YOU COULD SAY THE FIRST WORD IN ENGLISH (SILENT S) AND THE SECOND WORD IN... GREEK? NOT GREEK BUT UM... OH YEAH- ENGLISH!

     

    DULY NOTED.

     

    I'VE JUST GOT MYSELF ANOTHER PACK OF MELATONINE AND I HATE THE FACT THAT I STILL NEED IT. I GUESS THE DRUG HAS BEEN, ALONG WITH CARB ABUSE, ONE OF THE MAIN KILLERS OF MY PRODUCTIVITY.

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  11. THE DUMB ME HAS JUST REALIZED THAT, EVEN THOUGH, UNDER THE RULES OF FRENCH, THE 'H' IN THE NAME @Louis Hypo IS AN 'H MUET', LIAISON IS PROHIBITED BECAUSE 'LOUIS' IS A PROPER NAME, THUS THE 'S' IS NOT UNMUTED AND THE NAME IS PRONOUNCED LIKE LWEE-EE-'PAW.

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  12. I jocularly proposed to a girl with whom, exclusively, I was hanging out (the way friends do) at middle school; of course I didn't realize then what marriage actually is. I've never confessed a passion for anyone, except an awkward AVEN squish which was erroneous and should be forgotten. The general concept of an intimate relationship is alien to me. I'm the best possible friend I can ever find for myself.

  13. 5 hours ago, deltaX said:

    BASE 10 IS SUPERIOR TO BASE X :P 

     

    BUT OF COURSE BASE 2^4 IS SUPERIOR TO BOTH BECAUSE IT NATURALLY ARISES IN COMPUTING B|

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  14. 42 minutes ago, Cassiopeia said:

    iTS SARCASM AS WELL, WHEN THE AUTHOR PROMPTS THE READER TO QUESTION THE CONTENT

     

    THIS INFREQUENT USE IS QUITE VALID. HOWEVER, IF SOMEONE WRITES 'UM... HI[Q]' IN THE TITLE OF A WELCOME AREA THREAD, IT'S SURELY NOT SARCASM AND NOT A QUESTION.

     

    4 hours ago, RedNeko said:

    IT JUST MEANS PEOPLE ARE BEING CHATTY :D

     

    IN MY IMPRESSION, IT USUALLY MEANS PEOPLE ARE BEING UNCONFIDENT AF 9_9

     

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  15. 16 minutes ago, deltaX said:

    YES, OFFICIALLY QUESTION MARKS ARE NOT ALLOWED

     

    THERE SHOULD BE LIMITATIONS ON THE USE OF THE QUESTION MARK IN GENERAL. TOO OFTEN, I SEE IT USED IN AN AFFIRMATIVE OR NEGATIVE SENTENCE THAT THE AUTHOR IS JUST NOT TOTALLY SURE OF. I WONDER WHERE THIS FASHION OF QUESTION MARK USE CAME FROM.

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  16. 24 minutes ago, Zemaddog said:

    (I DID NOT PRESS SHIFT TO CREATE THAT EXCLAMATION MARK)

     

    HEH. LIKEWISE, ONE DOESN'T NEED TO PRESS 'SHIFT' TO COPYPASTE A SMALL LETTER FROM ANOTHER THREAD :P

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  17. 41 minutes ago, Dodgypotato said:

    HOW DO WE DO EXCLAMATION MARKS[Q] IS IT [E] LOL[Q]

     

    I WAS TRYING TO PROMOTE '[E]' ON AVEN BUT IT DIDN'T TAKE ROOT. I GUESS '1' IS ALSO A FINE REPLACEMENT FOR THE EXCLAM. AFAIK, @OptimisticPessimist'S STYLE IS TO END EXCLAMATORY SENTENCES WITH FULL STOPS.

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  18. Have you folks ever thought that romantic and platonic fantasies are a result of social conditioning and, if there were no 'cult of love/friendship', a crush or a squish would be just a swish and/or a lush? I.e. would people just want to see or touch (or bang) each other without wanting to 'share their lives' (which would definitely be my case if I hadn't been brainwashed by amatonormativists)? Or does the desire to be each other's confidants exist independently of the culture?

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  19. 7 hours ago, Zemaddog said:

    BUT WHY NOT JUST USE A NORMAL QUESTION MARK?

     

    TO AVOID PRESSING 'SHIFT' ON THE KEYBOARD, IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE SPIRIT OF CAPSLOCKIA. THE TRADITION OF USING '[Q]' WAS BORN AT THE START OF THE AVEN CAPS LOCK CLUB.

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