Ugh...

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that shouldn't be too long

Just a few more posts...

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2 hours ago, Cassiopeia said:

 

I think most Marvel movies are guilty

 

*cough* Natasha and Bruce in the Avengers 2 *cough*

How many posts fit on one page?

@Louis Hypo Bad traduction, sorry. I meant ad... like an ad that you have to watch entirely before you can skip.

They killed Zemaddog D:

I wish I'd never have to drive again.

fair enough

You can, but you have to watch a full publicity every time you want to Shazam a song.

I wish my neighbours weren't noisy kids.

wowie! 2 wins in a row! that's impressive!

Free of these, you are now. But for some reason, speak like Yoda, you will.

I wish I could have cotton candy whenever I want it.

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You don't need to rest for so long for your body to be rested, but it gradually affects your mental health over the years.

I wish my body didn't need to sweat.

don't worry, I did 

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***apply cold water on burned area***

CONGRADULATION!!!!!! (but you still don't win the 24h thing)

You are now skinless. YAY! No more problems!

I wish I had more ideas of wishes to come up with.

Heyyyyyy!!! what if I posted two times in a row?

200th!!

oh.. it just fused them together

never mind then!

194th...

You arrive home, but you discover that while you were away, a stranger took your place, your name, and everyone is convinced that he is you. Your friends now think that you are a mentally ill homeless guy and call the police.

I wish I was better at cooking.

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From my understanding platonic attraction is basically who you are more platonically comfortable with... or is it about squishes?

Either way I'd tend to think that I am heteroplatonic, or maybe panplatonic... I generally feel more comfortable around male friends mostly because they are much more simple and more funny than most of my female friends. I don't know 

I'm platonically attracted to anyone who can entertain me  

I must say you are very unfortunate

what a shame