I didn't really have crushes. Everybody else had one, so I assumed I was supposed to have one so every time people asked me who I crushed on I would just say I crushed on the boy that was nice to me.
My first "crush" had a giant dino robot. I think I was more interested in that than him.
Also when I began having boyfriends I would do everything to not be with them.
Also I suck at picking up romantic signals from people around me.