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  1. omitef

    Me, pretend I'm too cool for my squish because I know we're incompatible as friends? It's more likely than you think,,, ?

  2. omitef

    i found an intellectual fuckbuddy

     

    we only get together to ruthlessly psychoanalyze, debate, and motivate each other, and that's it

     

    it's really surreal

    1. shotinthehand

      shotinthehand

      Yessss

      I know a guy with whom I disagree on a lot of issues but we have a lot of respect for each other as debaters but we don't hang out for other purposes really and one time he gave me a handshake bc I just quipped at his expense savagely. I enjoy our relationship

  3. omitef

    tfw your romantic orientation is suddenly in questioning mode

     

    AGAIN

     

    I'm enraged

  4. omitef

    tfw you want to tag your queerplatonic partner's boyfriend in a meme

    #unconventionalRelationshipMilestones

  5. omitef

    Post-queerplatonic friendship recovery milestones: being able to feel compersion for your ex's new romantic relationship, even if it formed as a direct result of what caused your queerplatonic friendship to fall apart.

  6. omitef

    I'm 90% sure that one of my squishes (the one with the trans sticker on their laptop) shares squish feels back and I'm so happy right now

    1. omitef

      omitef

      UPDATE WE SPONTANEOUSLY WENT FOR A 3 HOUR WALK TODAY 

    2. omitef

      omitef

      Update we're queerplatonic friends

  7. omitef

    My queerplatonic friend got a boyfriend. I am welcoming my new brother to the family. 

  8. omitef

    TFW you meet another trans guy who's also poly who's also understanding of aromanticism who's also a total nerd GOD BLESS

    1. omitef

      omitef

      I'm honestly dying because we frickin' met each other in one of the most allo places ever 

    2. Ace of Amethysts

      Ace of Amethysts

      Where :o

    3. omitef

      omitef

      SCRUFF LMAOOOOOOO it's a hookup app designed for queer men #allosexualAroAdventures

  9. omitef

    TFW you're trans and your squish has a trans rights sticker on their laptop #lowStandards

    1. Ace of Amethysts

      Ace of Amethysts

      Tfw you approve.

  10. omitef

    tfw you're recovering from trust issues thanks to your last qpr and you become inflicted with a new squish

     

     

  11. omitef

    I asked my roommate-squish to be queerplatonic friends aND THeY sAID YES :arolovepapo::D

    1. aussiekirkland

      aussiekirkland

      That's amazing, congrats!!! :arolove:

    2. omitef

      omitef

      thanks :D:D:D:D

    3. Cereal Tendencies

      Cereal Tendencies

      Woo congrats!

  12. omitef

    Oh look an alterous attraction *laughs nervously*

    *punches wall*

    *punches*

    *cries*

    1. Dodecahedron314

      Dodecahedron314

      Same. O.o

    2. aussiekirkland

      aussiekirkland

      SAME! Ugh it's so confusing and annoying but also awesome yet very annoying

  13. omitef

    I worked up the courage to ask the person I was sensually attracted to if I could poke them in the face.

     

    They let me poke them.

     

    TWICE.

     

    :arolove:

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    2. aussiekirkland

      aussiekirkland

      It took me ages to find this post but I wanted to one up your achievement!

       

      I got the person I'm sensually attracted to to give me a massage :arolove:

    3. omitef

      omitef

      hell yeah :arolovepapo:that's awesome sauce

    4. aussiekirkland

      aussiekirkland

      I got another one last weekend oops I'm hooked :arolove:

  14. omitef

    That moment when you're platonically-repulsed from your crush

     

    *internal aro screaming intensifies*

  15. omitef

    Tfw you have to struggle to balance hangout time with squishes and normative friends. Is this QPnormativity? :rofl:

  16. omitef

    Skateboarding? You mean Crash-Course First Aid, right? With an emphasis on the Crash?

  17. omitef

    What should I change my name to on Steam?

    1. Zema

      Zema

      :stonedpapo: or :vapepapo:

    2. omitef

      omitef

      Okay

  18. omitef

    I'm happy to see so many papos everywhere

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    2. omitef

      omitef

      Yes, I can see it now...the owlpapo...

    3. DannyFenton123

      DannyFenton123

      Eleven papos so far! And I can totally make an owlpapo for twelve ;) 

    4. owl

      owl

      I would make one but it'd look terrible :P If you did make an owl papo... I'd be tempted to use it

  19. omitef

    That feel when squish says they also like you back platonically. :arolove:

  20. omitef

    My crush-squish rejected me romantically today and I'm still high off of the happiness

  21. omitef

    That awkward moment when your squish turns into a crush turns back into a squish turns back into a crush

  22. omitef

    I really need to figure out a better way to reject people than aggressively doing things to irritate them until they hate me forever

  23. omitef

    Have I caught the feelings, or have the feelings caught me?

  24. omitef

    I googled "how to kill squish" and the second result was, "Why are fleas so hard [to] squish" 

     

    My problematic squish is a flea

     

    This explains so much

    1. Bee

      Bee

      lol

  25. omitef

    Profile photo credit goes to Lucky96u. Check out their deviantART, they're awesome.

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