Blackscarlet666 Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 @James what is even happening Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momo Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 @Blackscarlet666 and @James will become my new lieutenants in the New Furry World Order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James White Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 @Momo will never be leader of the furries. He is not trained in the secret sacrificial rituals of the One True Bed. Only by sacrificing @Ace of Amethysts to the elder god Luneveon on a stone table carved in the shape of a voluptuous rabbit-woman with a knife adorned in blue polyester "fur" can the furry throne ever be stolen from its rightful king. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momo Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 I'm too ace for this, @James can keep his kingdom. I'll run away with @Ace of Amethysts and we can start our own kingdom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James White Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 @Momo is a shapeshifting alien uncovered by researchers at a remote station in Antarctica. He eats people and steals their bodies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackscarlet666 Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 @Jamesthis is turning into more of a roleplay forum than a blatant lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James White Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 @Blackscarlet666 is actually more of a beige color, and their favorite number is 4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackscarlet666 Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 @James is a broney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James White Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 @Blackscarlet666 eats pizza with a fork so as to remain "proper." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackscarlet666 Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 JUST BECAUSE IM BRITISH DOESNT MEAN I EAT PIZZA WITH A FORK. @JamesIs jealous of Rainbow Dash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zema Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 6 hours ago, Blackscarlet666 said: JUST BECAUSE IM BRITISH DOESNT MEAN I EAT PIZZA WITH A FORK. You're right. You eat it with a spoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James White Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 @Zemaddog isn't especially interested in the concept of space travel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamwiseLovesLife Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 @James suffers from severe Maskaphobia (fear of masks and people wearing them). Even seeing pictures of them makes him wet himself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momo Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 @SamwiseLovesLife is actually quite rigid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James White Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 @Momo hates salamanders, caecilians, sirens, and newts with a burning passion. Not frogs though. Frogs are okay. He has no idea what toads are, and therefor has no opinion on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackscarlet666 Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 @James missed this thread so he made me bring it back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momo Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 @Blackscarlet666 is the best liar ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackscarlet666 Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 @Momo totally isn't jealous of me and my amazing lying ability Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James White Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 @Blackscarlet666 is actually secretly a sweaty, eighty-year-old Filipino man with a combover. He lives in a trailer deep in the rainforest, eating tarsiers (like the one in the profile picture) and becoming a badass escrima master. I have no idea if people eat tarsiers in rural areas of the Philippines. I assume there's plenty of other foods to choose from in a verdant rainforest. I'm only certain that @Blackscarlet666 does. 100% factual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackscarlet666 Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 Darn! you have seen through my disguise! Now you must die... @James lives right next to me and goes by the name 'Big Momma' while doing drag shows on a runway he build in the rainforest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James White Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 @Blackscarlet666 has a pet tarsier named Hindenburg. When the tarsier eventually dies, Blackscarlet666 will cover the body in dope-based paint, pump the stomach and lungs full of hydrogen gas, and quietly cremate it on an airfield in New Jersey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackscarlet666 Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 @James has a split personality and he is actually Hindenburg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spud Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 @Blackscarlet666 is actually a martian that hacked into a space satellite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James White Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 @Spud is a flowering plant from the Andes Mountains of South America. Their adaptation to the region allows them to grow decently well in cold and/or infertile soil. This hardiness made spud extremely valuable to the people of Ireland after the Columbian Exchange. Then, in the mid-1800's, a fungal blight killed (and hideously deformed) spud, who is now dead and haunts the Irish countryside. Spud still haunts Peru because Peruvian food uses them a lot. Throw in some yellow peppers and cream sauce MMMMM okay I'm gonna stop fantasizing about eating a fellow forum-goer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apathetic Echidna Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 @James is actually living in mid-1800s Ireland and is one of the Irish affected by the lack of potatoes, hence the fantasies about potatoes, and is communicating via a time travelling laptop with an eternity battery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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