brsajo Posted May 15, 2017 Share Posted May 15, 2017 Sarcastic kitten knows that was not a lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace of Amethysts Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 Brsajo's avatar is a picture of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arocalypse Posted May 30, 2017 Author Share Posted May 30, 2017 Amethyst is secretly a shiny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace of Amethysts Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Arocalypse is the shiny form of AVEN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One-Eyed Jack Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Ace of Amethyst owns a go-kart track. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeMorgan Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 One-Eyed Jack has two eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One-Eyed Jack Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 DeMorgan runs a pet hotel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James White Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 Jack's eyepatch is actually the event horizon of a black hole with a mass about five times that of Earth. Any matter that falls into the singularity is either lost for the next trillion years or evaporated as Hawking radiation. "And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee." -Nietzsche Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamwiseLovesLife Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 @James makes out with strangers then steals their money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James White Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 @SamwiseLovesLife secretly wants to as well, but lacks the accounting skill and dedication required to maintain a successful making-out-with-strangers-and-stealing-their-money operation. By the way, the barriers to entry are really high in the making-out-with-strangers-and-stealing-their-money industry. Most of my initial profit went into bribing police officers, and that didn't even account for the money I spent on treating the various MOTI's (Make-Out Transmitted Illnesses) I contracted. HSV-1 isn't the worst kind of herpes, but it still gets old REAL quick, lemme tell you. And if you think the profit margin is bad with police breathing down your neck, try not being able to steal anyone's money (obviously only those you've made out with) for three days because you're home sick with an oral herpes infection. Then there are all the summer classes I had to take in order to get my double major in making out with strangers and stealing money. The tuition fees on a run-of-the-mill making-out class are exorbitant, and of course the top graduate schools want you to take extra advanced classes on the side, too. Ugh. It's no wonder that @SamwiseLovesLife is reluctant to follow their dreams becoming an out-making money-stealer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamwiseLovesLife Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 1 hour ago, James said: @SamwiseLovesLife secretly wants to as well, but lacks the accounting skill and dedication required to maintain a successful making-out-with-strangers-and-stealing-their-money operation. By the way, the barriers to entry are really high in the making-out-with-strangers-and-stealing-their-money industry. Most of my initial profit went into bribing police officers, and that didn't even account for the money I spent on treating the various MOTI's (Make-Out Transmitted Illnesses) I contracted. HSV-1 isn't the worst kind of herpes, but it still gets old REAL quick, lemme tell you. And if you think the profit margin is bad with police breathing down your neck, try not being able to steal anyone's money (obviously only those you've made out with) for three days because you're home sick with an oral herpes infection. Then there are all the summer classes I had to take in order to get my double major in making out with strangers and stealing money. The tuition fees on a run-of-the-mill making-out class are exorbitant, and of course the top graduate schools want you to take extra advanced classes on the side, too. Ugh. It's no wonder that @SamwiseLovesLife is reluctant to follow their dreams becoming an out-making money-stealer. You are my new best friend. @James spends all his ill-gotten money fighting his multiple MOTI's and buying tickets to Justin Beiber concerts.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James White Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 @SamwiseLovesLife's username isn't a LOTR reference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamwiseLovesLife Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 13 hours ago, James said: @SamwiseLovesLife's username isn't a LOTR reference. Not entirely un-true.. though it's also my real name @James has no greatest desire than to be Bella Swan from Twilight.. he wears the same bored expression everyday just to practice *in case* his Edward comes along.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James White Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 @SamwiseLovesLife just resents that because they're on team Jacob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackscarlet666 Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 @James is secretly obsessed with the Bee movie and can recite the entire script by heart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James White Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 @Blackscarlet666 is just saying that to distract us from their obsession with Olympic speed-walking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momo Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 James' avatar has a mask that looks completely normal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackscarlet666 Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 @Momo is just saying that because he knows... that it isn't a mask Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momo Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 @Blackscarlet666 is secretly a lover of the colour hot pink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James White Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 @Momo doesn't know what Ori and the Blind Forest is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace of Amethysts Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 James lives in the blind forest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackscarlet666 Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 @Ace of Amethysts is just trying to hide the fact that she doesn't like Ultra Beasts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zema Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 @Blackscarlet666 lives in the abyss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace of Amethysts Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 Zema is a kerbal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James White Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 @Ace of Amethysts dances (like the pokemon in her picture) in the aisles of grocery stores to embarrass her family members. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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