Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 Since you wished for nothing, that is what you get. Forever, nothing is there and nothing happens I wish I had 20/20 vision without needing corrective lenses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zema Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 You do, but that's because your eyes were replaced with those from an orphaned child who is now blind because of you. I wish Game of Thrones didn't have so many sex scenes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 It doesn't, in fact it has no scenes at all, because it has not only been pulled, it has also been erased from time so it never happened to begin with I wish for a delicious dinner without having to cook it myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ugh... Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 It's so delicious that you eat until your stomach fails. I wish my mind was transferred in a computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 It works but then someone spills coffee on the computer and you die. I wish I could remember all those sayings I think up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 You can. In fact you never forget them. Or anything, at all. You brain is constantly full of every little tiny detail from every moment of your life, all at once, with no coherence or break. It is very distracting and you completely lose your grasp on reality I wish I could be constantly clean, and pleasantly aromatic without having to bathe/shower/etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hippiecat Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 You become so clean that no bacteria can live on your body and you die. I wish I could play all instruments perfectly without needing to practise. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassiopeia Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 You can, but its no longer enjoyable, the making music feels mechanical, too perfect, too inhuman, too perfect. I wish I had perfect teeth, I don't want to get braces Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 Your perfect teeth make you the poster child for Humanity when meeting aliens who after one year of contact turn out to be hostile and clone you to overthrow earth with a clone army. I wish I coud post pictures on here from my iPad and didn`t need to go to a computer to do it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 You can, and you love it so much that is is all you do, day and night. Until finally the server collapses under all the images. Arocolypse goes down and can never be recovered. I wish my kitchen didn't keep getting invaded by ants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 The ants get eaten and replaced by dung beetles who store their shitballs in your kitchen. I wish @Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion didn't make all her corruptions run along the lines of "you do it so much that it stops working/has a negative effect," Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 They don't do that anymore, and you are left alone, corrupting your own wishes I wish I didn't have a cold 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 You die of heatstroke I wish people did more than just pray. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zema Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 In addition to praying, they also go out and try and convert as many people as possible. There are now 100x more people doing this. Have fun! I wish brits would stop complaining about the heat when it isn't even hot . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Not being bothered by heat, we decide to take back what is rightfully ours: the Southern Hemisphere just all of it because we can. I wish school was more engaging for my sister (she's having a bit of a tough time) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 It is super engaging, because it is a training academy for criminals, where she will learn such skills as pocket-picking, breaking and entering, getaway driving, and manufacturing meth. I wish my house were larger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zema Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Your house is so large that you end up getting lost and can't find your way out. I wish I didn't drop my pen so much. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 It is glued to your hand, with a special type of superglue that can never be removed, and sticks to the new skin that grows, so it will never come off ever. I wish I could stay constantly awake, and I didn't need to sleep, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 You don`t need to, but you bloody well want to and the inability drives you to insanity. I wish the sea was warm but don`t say it`s so warm that it boils me alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zema Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 The sea is warm, everywhere. As such, the polar ice caps melt and the world is flooded. I wish my brother would stop coming into my room every 5 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 The only way to make this work is to either a) go in his room every 5 minutes or b) it only happens while your either on discord or Arocalypse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 I wish Louise had made a wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 I wish I stopped forgetting to make a wish/not being able to think up one. I also wish no one spelt my name as the female version. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-TheTimelordsCompanion Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 (Oops, sorry Louis force of habbit, I had a childhood friend called Louise and my fingers practically type it on their own) Granted, of course it is because everyone, including you, has been turned to stone and will never move or type again. I wish I had a decent pair of sunglasses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis On Air Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 You forget not to look at the sun and are blinded. I wish, just once, I could fly to Heathrow Airport Terminal 5 and not have to take a bus from the plane to the terminal building. JUST ONCE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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