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Granted, but climates are thrown off all over the world making your country the only habitable place. Everyone else in the world tries to move there, making your country disastrously overcrowded.

 

I wish for a plate of pancakes.

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You are given a pan of platecakes instead. It hurts to eat them.

 

I wish to be able to understand and speak in any language.

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In due time you start muddling up the languages and speak to people in the wrong language, leading to massive confusion.

 

I wish I could cook well.

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Granted, but your cooking will only ever come out right if you make twice as much as you need, and any leftovers spoil before you can eat them. Therefore, half of it always goes to waste.

 

I wish I had the money I need to have my name and gender marker changed on my legal documents.

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Sadly they will mess up your new name’s spelling so badly that the country decides to ban it.

 

I wish I could always be wrapped in a blanket.

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You are always wrapped in a blanket... but it's always a thin & scratchy one when you're freezing cold and a fluffy & bulky one when you're overheating.

 

I wish I could whistle.

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You can whistle but it's always obnoxiously loud and it irritates people.

 

I wish I had the money to travel.

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Granted! Your money will travel all over the world, but you don’t get to go with it.

 

I wish it wasn’t raining.

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It will still rain, but sadly you will never be able to see or hear it. You’ll have to check the weather everyday, otherwise you might just get rained on while going for a walk.

 

I wish I could sing

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