Blackscarlet666 Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 Already my life. Can I have a real life Doge, too?? 1 million dollars but you will have a constant feeling that you are being watched and see shadows out of the corner of your eye for a month Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E Wildflower Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 On 7/25/2017 at 9:14 PM, Blackscarlet666 said: 1 million dollars but you will have a constant feeling that you are being watched and see shadows out of the corner of your eye for a month For a million dollars, I’d put up with that for a month, as long as I can be sure that it would be over after that month. A million dollars, but you can’t have any face-to-face communication in your primary language for a month (whenever you have to communicate with someone in person, you must gesture, write a note, or use another language). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavalier080854 Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 I already do that, and have done for years, thanks for the money. A million dollars and you have to be in an Aromantic relationship for life and say "I love you" 10 times a day for the rest of your long lives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E Wildflower Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 When you say "an aromantic relationship", do you mean like a qpr? If so, that sounds pretty good in itself. Or did you mean to say a romantic relationship? In that case I might consider it, but it would depend on who with. You can have a million dollars, but you must subsist entirely on foods you hate for a year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zae Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 That would do wonders for my health, I'm sure A million dollars, but every person you meet will ask you to marry them, no matter who, when, or how. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momo Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 Every new person I meet, or literally every time I meet someone? I could probably live with the former because I rarely meet new people anyway. I couldn't deal with the latter though - it'd basically rule out any interaction with another human whether you were against being married or not. Can you imagine walking up to your boss and having them propose every time? A million dollars but your bank account will be debited $5 every hour for the rest of your life and if the payment bounces then you will instantly fall over dead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ace of Amethysts Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 And then all of society collapsed. The end. You win a million dollars! But you can only spend it on vegetables. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zae Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Absolutely. I'd buy it to make food for people who can't afford it themselves. A million dollars but you can't eat chocolate anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunshine Posted June 19, 2018 Share Posted June 19, 2018 no chocolate??????? i'm sorry but that's a dealbreaker chocolate has done me nothing wrong A million dollars but you can only spend it on what you need, and put the rest in a bank. (b/c tbh i'd blow it all on stuff i don't need haha) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmbo Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 Sure, as long as I could use my own money for nonessential things. A million dollars but you could never sleep indoors again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cee Fox Posted July 10, 2018 Share Posted July 10, 2018 Camping can be a lot of fun! As long as it's in a warm place... A million dollars but you can't buy anything worth more than 100 dollars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatingcroutons Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 19 hours ago, Cee Fox said: A million dollars but you can't buy anything worth more than 100 dollars. I invest the million dollars in 10,000+ shares that are each valued at less than 100 dollars. A million dollars but if you take it, a million dollars also goes to funding a political party you hate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berry Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 On 7/11/2018 at 9:50 AM, eatingcroutons said: A million dollars but if you take it, a million dollars also goes to funding a political party you hate. Haaahaahaaaaahhhhhh nope. you get a million dollars but your best friend will turn into a cactus! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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roboticanary Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 a million dollars and a free cactus, sure a million dollars but everyone you see turns into scones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazydreamer Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 (surrounds myself with people I hate) that actually sounds pretty amazing a million dollars but you have to go to the dentist and get a tooth pulled out 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboticanary Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 sure a million dollars but for 1 hour every day you are in intense pain that you cannot stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AromanticAardvark Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 Definitely, I'd just spend the million on painkillers. You get a million dollars, but every time you want to spend it, you have to take a 200-question exam on whatever you want to spend it on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxIsCosmic Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 I buy everything I need take the tests (no one said I had to pass it) and move to a private piece of land with bee where we can plant seeds and grow things for food ad never have to buy something again. a million dollars but your shoes never fit you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsenic Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 I don't need shoes. A million dollars but you can't stop crying. Never. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumble_Bee_ Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 (edited) 34 minutes ago, Jackson_Glass said: I buy everything I need take the tests (no one said I had to pass it) and move to a private piece of land with bee where we can plant seeds and grow things for food ad never have to buy something again. Sounds good Also I'll take the money and filter my tears into drinking water so that I can have near unlimited drinking water A million dollars but you can only spend it at a store you absolutely hate Edited January 25, 2022 by Bumble_Bee_ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxIsCosmic Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 (edited) buckle up boys (I use this as a gender neutral term) were going to the best buy a million dollars but it comes marrying from a rich man/woman Edited January 25, 2022 by Jackson_Glass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumble_Bee_ Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 n o A million dollars but your fingers turn to paintbrushes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsenic Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 OF COURSE, THAT WOULD BE AMAZING, I COULD PAINT EVERYWHERE AND IT WOULD LOOK SO COOOOL! A million dollars but you will only live 20 more years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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